Sir Matt the Neckless                                                               

We know comes from a far Northern Land where Russians have snow on their boots, where men are men and sheep are worried. Where women take visiting men (or any part thereof ...) for their pleasure, which given the habits of the local males is quite understandable. A place where, as reward for Sir Matt's questing, the Phantom has extended the Unicorns influence and sent the Golden Ale of the Bodd such is his bounteous largesse. (Though never lager).

The motto of this place is:

 "Keep the man who wears the wellies to your fore, and let the women Nick your hindmost"

Many have wondered at his sobriquet, though none who have taken their refreshment with him! Is it mere ornamentation? No jewellery this, it is a skill of many years effort and singular accomplishment, to which we refer, be warned and never challenge him to a "down it in one" contest.