Saint Vic of Roth

Her sign is that of the Vixen. Her antecedents are, as we know in the Geoffrey Worshipping tribe, these are the men with Pigeons in their lofts, ferrets down their trousers, unt’ whippet, int’ bedroom. A place where the men folk tell us "men are men unt’ tha lasses grateful....." As the delicate reader can tell there is a lot of grunting in their speech and indeed personal habits. Knowing this, perhaps it is less than surprising that she should seek succour elsewhere, though this hardly explains going quite so far as a man who perpetually clasps his wallet, while saying "not tonight...". However, we are told this in great part lies in what is known as "The French Connection". For one of her long lost forebears was the leader of the French that conquered an English army of mainly Yorkshire men. Due to being "whipped by lass", they returned home to pursue Geoffrey worshipping, the losing of the national sport, eating lard and behaving in the ways we know.

Thus history comes full circle, as that which drove the men into such strange habits and the woman away, was brought on by a female forebear. Equally the French made her a saint, and promptly burned her at the stake, (which just goes to show that the French are even more batty than the Yorkies). Cf. Count Timmy in the History for further evidence of the Geoffrey worshippers.

Given to philosophical discourse that leaves the Emperor shuffling uneasily and counting his H-B’s to ensure they are intact, this doughty warrior rules her territory with a rod of iron. No member of her class or tribe is spared the electric treatment should they cross her.

Thus a worthy member of the Asiatic explorers, who is returning to the land of Yorkie Bars to partake in the venerable Shuffle celebrations. It is rumoured that she has some technical knowledge of the roots and history, being versed in this particular Enterprise. Some historians claim that she was first drawn to the Emperor as she mistook him for a Klingon, but attempts to educate him in these ways have proved futile, as being a wurzel worrier he cannot fathom this path of truth and honour.

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